This would make a fine campaign slogan for an aspiring office-seeker, no? Most citizens clamor for a brighter future, a narrower waist, a colder beverage, more ‘bars’ on their cellphones, fewer debris floating in their coffee, and less brown on their bananas. No message would better relay a politician’s drive to gain the upper hand on the ever present misery plaguing the public. (And no sentence could have said that using more words.)

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