“Tommyrot” is silly nonsense. The general population, in encountering tommyrot, might direct itself to more serious pursuits, such as inserting a new strip of staples into the government-issued Swingline or briefly contemplating the small white splotch on the nail of the right index finger. Meanwhile, this blog is perfectly content wallowing in tommyrot. Indeed, it is the direct aspiration of DCO to deliver daily tommyrot of an increasingly moldering sort. Spent staples and splotchy fingernails are best left for those eager to arrive at the funeral home for their closing ceremonies ahead of schedule, due to stress-induced blood pressure issues.

Though he’s quite dead, Winston Churchill provides this insightful tommyrot:

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

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